PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
