bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
