I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
