Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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