in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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