Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
it wasn't lemon gatorade
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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