I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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