I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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