OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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