I showed him my bush... on skype.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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