singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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