i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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