Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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