i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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