Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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