Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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