I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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