I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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