he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Randomize
