Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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