Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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