she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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