Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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