Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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