He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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