he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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