if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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