No stitches, just platelets and will power
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I need to sanitize my soul.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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