areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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