Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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