new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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