I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
