I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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