Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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