Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
nutella sex= disaster
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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