That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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