the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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