have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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