I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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