It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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