how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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