So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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