around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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