Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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