He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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