Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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