Don't you send me to vm
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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