i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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