so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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