After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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