: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Randomize
