In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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