I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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