He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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