So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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