She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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