I hate all girls vehemently.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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