No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
